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Dark Lord of The Smack Talk

Posted on May 31st, by jeff in Satire. No Comments

Darth Vader. The name alone conjures up images of power, evil, intimidation and other various emotions of dread. His black armor, flowing cape, and overall swagger just makes him intimidating upon first look.

As a Sith Lord he is well versed in the dark side of the force. Aside from his blood-red colored lightsaber, he can choke you with a thought, levitate objects to hurl at you, and use his mechanical body to over power you in a lightsaber battle. Basically, do not mess with him!

However, one skill Vader is well versed in that gets under appreciated is his abilty to be an excellent smack-talker in battle. Don’t believe me? Well here are the top five smack-talk lines from Vader.

5. Episode III, Revenge of the Sith: “You will try!”

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Jump to 3:50 in the clip. Before he became the mechanical monster, he was Anakin Skywalker and was ordained by Emperor Palpatine as Darth Vader before his first fight with his former master Obi-Wan Kenobi. When Kenobi tells Skywalker (now Vader) what he has to do … Read More »