Tag: darth vader

Emperor Palpatine’s Top 3 Fails

Posted on September 29th, by jeff in Movies. No Comments

Jeff has a power meeting with the Emperor and goes over some opportunities for improvement…

The Return of the Jedi deleted scene: why it should have stayed in the film.

Posted on August 24th, by jeff in Movies. No Comments

Jeff looks at the new deleted scene from the Star Wars Blu-ray re-release, and some insight on why it should have made the cut all those years ago

Top Three Star Wars Battles Fans DIDN’T See

Posted on June 22nd, by jeff in Movies. No Comments

Jeff talks more Star Wars, asking maybe one of the best questions I’ve ever heard from a Star Wars fan: why didn’t we see the “ground assault” on Hoth?

Dark Lord of The Smack Talk

Posted on May 31st, by jeff in Satire. No Comments

Darth Vader. The name alone conjures up images of power, evil, intimidation and other various emotions of dread. His black armor, flowing cape, and overall swagger just makes him intimidating upon first look.

As a Sith Lord he is well versed in the dark side of the force. Aside from his blood-red colored lightsaber, he can choke you with a thought, levitate objects to hurl at you, and use his mechanical body to over power you in a lightsaber battle. Basically, do not mess with him!

However, one skill Vader is well versed in that gets under appreciated is his abilty to be an excellent smack-talker in battle. Don’t believe me? Well here are the top five smack-talk lines from Vader.

5. Episode III, Revenge of the Sith: “You will try!”

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Jump to 3:50 in the clip. Before he became the mechanical monster, he was Anakin Skywalker and was ordained by Emperor Palpatine as Darth Vader before his first fight with his former master Obi-Wan Kenobi. When Kenobi tells Skywalker (now Vader) what he has to do … Read More »